Your dog humps things. So does this guy. And check out statue molestors while you're at it. I'm getting really jaded about inanimate object abuse.
"Please tell me the truth. Is there a Santa Claus?" Vicar says no, Santa is dead. The reindeer are also dead. Then he tells them exactly what mummy and daddy do when they are "tired" and go to bed early.
Are you a scientist? Do you have luxuriant, flowing hair? Do you think you have luxuriant, flowing hair? Then time to sign up for Luxuriant Flowing Hairclub for Scientists. Hmm...I think I've actually had more bearded science teachers than ones with luxuriant hair.